G13: Why do Women have two set's of Lip's????? Â So they can piss & moan at the same time....... 

G13: What's the difference between a Woman & a washing machine?????  You can bung your load in a washing machine & it won't call you a week later.......

G13: Why is marriage a three ring circus???         First engagement ring, then the wedding ring & then the suffering....

G13: Why are Hurricanes named after Women??                                                               Because when they come, they're wild & wet,                     Â